- friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile
- me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
The Internet is better then life.
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN
THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME
I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.
when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever
i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again
if you’re reading this ur fucking cute
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
capri sun needs to make 2 liters