0mfgz:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

The Internet is better then life.

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

nevvzealand:

when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever

lampsarepeopletoo:

if you’re reading this ur fucking cute

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

spyduck:

capri sun needs to make 2 liters